Gareth Marshall (#19)

Alum

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Graduation year:	2008
Current location:	Somewhere in China
Hometown:	Boston, NY

With the tragic departure of William Garcia and Paul Rogers' failed attempt to convince the UPA that the University of Reno and Wash. U. were one and the same, a gaping void was left in the Contra ranks. Gareth Marshall, undaunted, stepped forth to the proud position of Contra Stoner. While he attained campus-wide notoriety for enduring George's groping clad in only a disc on the back cover of Student Life, Gareth is more famous for playing hard and partying hard. Gareth's drinking rampages, fueled by a liver sprung from the dark laboratories of the biomedical engineering building, are only stopped by alcohol shortages, easy women, and hundred-yard sprints followed by brutal injuries when curb-navigation proves too difficult. Whether showing up late and stoned or breaking his hand laying out, Gareth's intensity is always welcome at Contra.

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