Stan Parker (#9)

Alum

Major:
Graduation year:	2008
Current location:	St. Louis, MO
Hometown:	Houston, TX

The heir apparent to the title of the team's "biggest little man," is convinced that God hates him as evidenced by many unfortunate poker defeats. Unfortunately for Stan "The Man" Parker, God also hates him on the ultimate field as proven irrefutably by the numerous blows to the head he has received from his mentor...all accidental...maybe.

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