Mike Maldazys (#24)

A-team

Alias:	Magneto
Height:	5'11"
Weight:	160lbs.
Major:	Biochemistry
Graduation year:	2009
Hometown:	Seattle, WA

As one of WUWU's Top 5 cutest Contras, Magneto provides baller skills on and off the field. Described by a spring break girl as having "those cute dimples and curly golden locks," Magneto has set many girls' hearts aflutter, lighting a subtle fire in their loins. Amazingly, he has successfully "gamed" over 50% of all attempted female targets while demanding upwards of $20 for his phone number and requesting that they make out with Drew first. In the daytime, Magneto uses his uncanny powers to attract the disc into his hand as he flies by his man. And now that he has made the conscious decision to "try really hard at ultimate and become a huge baller," there will be no stopping him. Magneto is level 30!

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