Michael Baill (#82)
A-team
| Alias: | Teddy Bear |
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| Height: | 6'2" |
| Weight: | 170lbs. |
| Major: | Political Science |
| Graduation year: | 2009 |
| Hometown: | Minneapolis, MN |
Despite the generous contract offers and seductive bonuses by the general manager, the team's #1 recruit held out until the Spring semester, much to the chagrin of the Contra fan base. Throughout his holdout, the Mister continually brought detrimental media attention to the team by posting on various Internet forums about internal team matters, including Stan Parker's controversial standing on the Wolf issue. When asked by eager fans about what he planned to bring to the team's 3-3-1 clam line, the Mister snidely replied: "Defense? I compiled a 125.7 HER* at Easterns last year and you want to talk about defense? Defense doesn't win games. I do. Huck or die!"
*Hucker Efficiency Rating as defined by Elias Sports Bureau:
[[Total hucks completed – total cubits of vertical leap by receivers + total angle of broken mark in radians]* (total # of times finger pointed before throw)]/(4.8cubits*2π*)]
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